My sweet husband volunteered to run to Publix for me (note I said Publix and not the grocery store because in Florida, Publix is the grocery store… kinda like Coke is cola, but that’s another story). Anyhow, while Publix has beautiful produce, I never expected Mr. Magpie to come home and present me with something like this (the one in the middle):
Which of These Things…
Now, you tell me: which of these things is not like the others? Is that a bird or a sweet potato??? Kind of hard to tell, now, isn’t it? Might even be a walrus if you turn it the other way, but we won’t debate that here. Let’s just say it’s a Sweet Potato Bird (SPB). Note that the fabric in this photo is an unknown damask, unknown to me because I honestly can’t remember who makes it. I remember where I got it a million years ago in Tampa, but that doesn’t count. This damask is fun because it changes its complexion depending on what other fabrics you put with it. I like fabrics that are versatile because you can change them seasonally if you like. This has been in several places, and it always looks as good as it did when I bought it years ago. The color looks off here, but that’s the fault of the photographer and not the fabric.
I Am The Walrus… coo-coo-coo-choo
Note the “Ianthe” fabric covering the chair in the background of the following photo. "Ianthe" is one of the classic art nouveau fabrics from Liberty of London, and for some reason, the picture makes the colourway look totally wacky. It’s really not that bright. I’m sharing it with you because this has been one of their most popular sellers for many years, but I’m mainly sharing it because it’s a good backdrop for the SPB. ;-)
Liberty Bird
Moving right along we have the SPB modeling in front of a Brunschwig & Fils fabric called “Fabriano”. This is a wonderful damask in linen with a gold ground and a great hand (meaning the way it drapes). I’m not sure about the history of this pattern, but I see it pop up from time to time in magazines such as “House Beautiful.” I think I’ve also seen it in the late “House & Garden.” Not quite sure this colourway does a single thing for the SPB’s complexion, but it sure does a lot for mine. It also does a lot for my mental complexion in that I got this on sale from an antiques dealer who got it from a designer who was clearing out his remnant stash. He gets carried away at times and orders too much which is all the better for magpies who love, love, love shiny objects.
Brunschwig & Bird
One of my all-time favorite designers is Mario Buatta, popularly known as the Prince of Chintz. I particularly love the fact that when quizzed about how he kept his treasures dust free, Mr. Buatta was quoted as saying, “Dust is a protective coating for fine furnishings.” A man after my own heart! As I sit here typing about the SPB , who this time is modeling in front of Mr. Buatta’s glazed chintz and girly-girl fabric called “Nancy,” a layer of protective coating is accumulating on my fine, and not-so-fine, furnishings.
Bird Meets Buatta
This next fabric sets me free. It is a Cowtan & Tout chintz, and it will never go out of style. Ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. I can’t tell you how incredible the colourway is with this fabric, and the detail on the flowers -- gorgeous. I have a friend who was a designer in Charleston who knew the colorist for Cowtan. Wayne said at one point, the colorist left and went with Waverly/Schumacher. That’s why you got such great colors in the chintz fabrics they put out several decades ago. Not sure where the colorist is now, but I love Cowtan. It’s pricey, but it’s classic and never goes out of style. Every now and then, you can find it at a store like Boca Bargoons for a good price. I cannot remember the name of this pattern. Don’t know what’s wrong with me tonight, but I know that lots of designers have used this in projects, including Keith Irvine. And this fabric is so good, it even makes the SPB look like a real bird!
Cowtan & Tater
And what would a sweet potato be without posing on a Martha Stewart plate? Isn’t that a cute plate from K-Mart? The border reminds me of a fine china pattern, maybe Festivites by Raynaud. Check it out and see for yourself. http://www.replacements.com/webquote/RYDFES.htm SPB + Martha = a good thing! ;-)
As we wind down this post, I thought it would be appropriate to take you on a kitchen tour. Let’s go right over here through this door and… Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tater Tots
April’s Fools! We couldn’t bear to eat the SPB. These are some of his cousins who have been roasting in a 400 degree oven, slathered in extra virgin olive oil and pepper. In the mean time, he’s napping on his favorite fabric. Just look at that… he’s got a little olive branch in his mouth, a peace offering of sorts for scaring you that way.
SPB Says, "Please Don't Eat The Messenger!"
Hope you enjoyed this whirlwind tour through the world of fabrics. What are some of your favorites? Florals? Plaids? Linens? Cottons? Chintz? Silk? Do tell!
Quintessentially yours,
Mrs. Magpie (Sheila)
P.S. Dot, I have every intention of trying that wonderful recipe, only not with the SPB. ;-) Love ya!




15 comments:
OH YAY! You are here! I am sooooooooo excited. Whoo hoo, and welcome to the world of blogs. Kiss any free hours you had to yourself buh-bye. :-)
That potato is pretty hysterical. Do you remember the lovable potato chip lady that Johnny Carson used to have on? She'd bring chips that she found in the shape of celebrities and public figures...everyone from Big Bird to Richard Nixon. You could carry on her legacy through the potato!
I am so happy to see you here. Did I mention that?! Yay!!!
xo,
Laura @ the shorehouse.
I am so glad you didn't hurt that SPB! I loved every single one of the fabrics you posted! I can't even pick one. Great fabric, you just can't have enough of.
Maryanne, I think the SPB might have to be planted. I can't bear to eat him now! Probably ought to go to a gardening blog and figure this one out. Mrs. Greenjeans, I am not, but that SPB does NOT need to end up in the oven! ;-)
Glad you liked the fabric. I'm always on the lookout for certain fabric firms, and usually if I go into a fabric store, I head straight to them.
Laura, LOL! I can't believe I didn't know about a fellow potato woman! That sounds hysterical. Maybe I'll surf you-tube and see if there are any clips.
Did you ever have a Mr. Potato Head as a child? I loved him! He was my friend. ;-)
And "YAY" right back to you. You came! :-)
XO,
Sheila
okay,
one thing we have in common--MUSIC, great playlist sheila! i love every single song. hubby and i saw steve tyrell in concert this summer. he was awesome.
your playlist is on playing right now. the boys and i are enjoying it!
I'm so glad you're enjoying it, Mary Anne! Steve Tyrell is great, isn't he? And how neat that you got to see him in concert! :-)
I love all the songs on here, particularly the fun ones, but I really love "Fields of Gold." My husband listened to it the other day (this version) and got tears in his eyes. It must have been written by someone Scottish because they're talking about fields of barley. That's my guess. I know Sting sang it (maybe even wrote it, not sure), but this version is even prettier to me.
Glad you and the boys are enjoying the songs!
XO,
Sheila
One more thing... I love the version of "Great Is Thy Faithfulness" that Cece Winans sings. That's her mother singing with her. I saw them in concert years ago, and I was literally blown away by her voice and her mother's... the latter has that rich contralto you hear on the clip. I think Cece Winans has collaborated on songs with Whitney Houston, and to me, Cece is equally as gifted if not more so.
XO,
Sheila
Welcome to Blogland Shelia my love!! I'm so happy you joined us and as sweet Laura said... "Kiss any free hours you had to yourself buh-bye" LOL
I'm glad you didn't eat SPB! I was worried for a minute. Those fabrics are glorious and my mother has some of the same somewhere in her house. She loves color, even in that dreaded desert she lives in ;)
Oh and we called cola Coke too, no matter what kind it was.
Wonderful to have you here!!
love,
rue
Hi, Rue!!! :-)
Thanks so much for dropping in here at the nest. So glad you did!
I loved all the snow scenes on your blog today. So, so beautiful! I can't believe it's snowing already in Maybury, and it's even chilly here in the Sunshine State. I have the heater going which is a novelty in our house! ;-)
You'll get a kick out of this, but today, the CH/A unit shot out a big bunch of smoke. It's next to the window where I keep my computer, and I jumped sky high. It did that a few years ago, too, and after a frantic call to our ac guy, I found out it's normal in weather like this. You know,the perilous cold of 50 degrees. ;-D
Your mom sounds like someone I would like very much. After all, she's your mom!
Glad you stopped in. Don't be a stranger!
XO,
Sheila
Very very funny!!!!!!!!!!! love it!
thanks for your great comment too!
you are too sweet.
Joni
Joni, we had more fun with that sweet potato! When my husband brought him home from the store, he said excitedly, "LOOK! Doesn't this look just like a bird?!" That started it, and the rest was history.
Well, tonight he questioned me about the future of SPB, and I told him that I couldn't eat SPB if my life depended on it. I'd had far too much fun with him to treat him that way! ;-)
Glad you got a chuckle. I keep hoping Dot will flit on over. I wrote this for her! :-)
Loved your thread today, too. I want that house!
Sheila
How fun...cracked me up..love when blogs are just fun!
-sandy toes
Hi, Sandy Toes! :-)
Welcome! Welcome! So glad you flew in over here! And I'm so glad you got a chuckle out of this post. That potato is definitely going to be planted (if you can do that with a potato) Guess I'll have to go over to Hastings and find out if and how since that's the potato capital of Florida!
Anyone named Sandy Toes has got to be a good person and a kindred spirit. I'll be sure to check out your blog.
Again, nice to meet you!
Sheila
Oh, "I am the walrus, coo coo ca choo" really got me! What a fun post - SPB is the cutest!
My favorite fabrics - I love cottons and linens. They always look and feel so fresh to me. :)
Ms. Tee -- You are speaking my language. I love cottons and linens, too! I have an ongoing joke with another blogger about who has more fabric. For someone who isn't a decorator, I have a nice-sized stash stored. ;-)
We still cannot bear to eat the SPB. He is alive and well at this writing.
Thanks so much for stopping by to visit. I'll pop over to your blog to visit again soon!
XO,
Sheila
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